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Simpsons Porn Story: Marge dairy Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Marge dairy Chapter 1

Marge
dairy:

29/11
2007

I
go up six oclock and do breakfast for Homer,
Lisa, Bart and Maggie.

Around
seven oclock I wake up Lisa, Bart, and homer and after they eat I
get Bart, Lisa to school. After I left them in school I go to the
hairdresser and fix my hair. After the hairdresser I go to
Kwik-e-mark with my hairdresser friends and we buy one share and we
got 20 pound and we share in 4 so we get 5 pound each.

2/12
2007

We
get up early and go to the church. Homer derived and we came 30
minutes late I really rotten.

After
church we going to a art museum really interesting Lisa liked it to
but not Bart or Homer. So the star to eat up al ice cream and all
sugar thing so we being throwed out. So we derived home and we eat
chicken then the children look on Crusty the clown and Itchy and
Scratchy. They fall asleep around ten PM. Now I must quit because I
and my Homie are going to have fun!! HiHi

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Simpsons Porn Story: A Morning with Marge Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: A Morning with Marge Chapter 1

A Typical Morning for Marge

Homer was
fast asleep when Marge awoke as usual and he was snoring loudly. She
dressed, left the room and headed for the kitchen. On arrival she
opened the fridge to discover that, once again, Homer had invaded it
during the night and eaten all the Doughnuts. She sighed, removed the
now empty packet and took out some bacon and rolls for breakfast. She
began buttering them when the phone rang. It was Principal Skinner.

Hello
Mrs Simpson. Its Seymour again.
Oh no what has Bart done
this time?

He has
covered the side of Mrs Krabappels car with the words I love
Seymour in permanent marker pen.
Oh Im sorry Seymour.
Ill have a word with him and tell him to behave himself more in
the future. Im sure washing all the teachers cars would be a good
enough punishment wouldnt it?

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1

Bart,
Homer, Millhouse, and Moes Bar

One day Homer and
Bart started playing truth or dare. Bart ended up having to drink a
bottle of beer. Bart started to like it and became much like his
father, Homer. Bart went to Moes a lot and ended up being there
24/7. Millhouse always wondered where he was until he checked with
Homer. Homer was at Moes. So Millhouse found Bart drunk at Moes.
Millhouse tried to ask Homer what he had gotten himself into. Homer
was drunk to. Millhouse stayed there waiting until 5 minutes later he
had a beer in his hand too.

Wow, Millhouse now
we are cooler than anyone at school.

Totally Man! said
Millhouse

We should have a
club.

Totally, Drink all
Day, Drink all Night man.

Definitely said
Bart.

Millhouse didnt
drink as much as Homer and Bart but he still was addicted at this
point. Until Marge came everyone was happy. Marge came to get Homer
because Homer and her where going to go see Lisa at one of her
performances. When she saw Bart and Millhouse walk out of the
bathroom with throw up all over there mouths and singing 99
bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer take one down pass it
around 98 bottles of beer on the wall. By the end of Lisas
performance they where down to 1 bottle of beer on the wall. Then the
Simpsons had to drop of millhouse at his house.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Young Hearts Be Free Tonight Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Young Hearts Be Free Tonight Chapter 1

Hello! Its me again, and this time with my very first Simpsons fanfic. Do you ever notice something about that pony-tailed boy, often spotted in every Simpsons episode youve seen? According to The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album (my favorite book), thats Levi Bernstein, the fourth son of Romeo and Pepita Bernstein. Now, we flash-forward 11 years into the future and see what his adventures will behold for him at that time and age.

Remember: this is the only Simpsons fanfic thats centered on people other than our favorite nuclear family, and I dont need you to prove me wrong.

DISCLAIMER: The Simpsons are the property of 20th Century Fox (and no, I dont own them).

“Don’t let them put you down, don’t let’em push you around, don’t ever let’em ever change your point of view.”–Rod Stewart, “Young Turks”

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Simpsons Porn Story: Un dia en springfield

Simpsons Porn Story: Un dia en springfield

Laboratorio del profesor Frink:
P. Frink: Jajajajaja, una gota más de sulfuro de hidrógeno y estará perfecto mi invento, jajaja.
P. Frink: Este perfume es capaz de poner cachondo a cualquiera que lo huela, me voy a poner morado, jajajajaja.
P. Frink: ¿Quién será mi primer paciente?
Gira una ruleta con todos los nombres de Springfield.
P. Frink: Profesora Krapappel, jajajaja.
El profesor Frink la busca por todo el pueblo hasta dar con ella, le hecha el perfume, y se esconde.
La profesora Krapappel comienza a ponerse colorada, y comienza a desnudarse.
El profesor Frink, que estaba escondido, enciende su cámara y comenza a grabar a Krapappel.
Mientras tanto, la profesora iba desnuda por la calle, buscando a gente, cuando de pronto, ve a Bart.
Krapappel: ¡Bart! ¡Ven aquí!
Bart, muerto de vergüenza se acerca a ella, y, en unos segundos, Krapappel le había quitado la ropa entera.
Krapappel: Comenzaré por aquí, Bart.
Comienza a chuparle la polla muy despacio.
Krapappel: ¿Te gusta, Bart?
Bart: S… S…. Sí.
Krapappel comienza a ir más rápido, cada vez más rápido hasta que, finalmente, Bart se corre.
Krapappel: Jajaja, ahora chúpamelo a mi.
La profesora se abre de piernas y Bart comienza a chuparle el coño.
Krapappel: Oh, sí, más rápido, más, más, más.
Finalmente, se corre.
Krapappel: Muy bien, Bart, ahora busca a más gente, quiero más sensaciones.
Bart se presentó en cinco minutos con 3 hombres.
Krapappel: Muy bien, Bart, y los mayores, ¡Folladme!
Comienzan a hacerle una doble penetración, mientras, Frink, lo grababa.

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Simpsons Porn Story: DECK THE HALLS Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: DECK THE HALLS Chapter 1

DECK THE HALLS WITH:

Bart Simpson dumped the gasoline all
around the went inside the school when he had went
inside Priciple Stickler’s office and began to dump it all on the
floor while principle came in and immideatly
yelled,”Bart simpson!Get out of here!”

Bart just look at him surprized,then
smirked.”Eat my shorts.”Princible skinner yelled and chased
ofter ran around singing.

Deck the halls with gasoline

Falalalalalalala

Bart stoppedon Skinner’s desk
and pulled out a match.

Light a match and watch it geam.

FALALALALALALALA

He dropped the match on the puddle of
gasoline and ran soon as he was outside,he watched his work go
up in flames.

Watch your school burn down to ashes

FALALALALALALALA

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Simpsons Porn Story: The Whole Thing of the Matter Is Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: The Whole Thing of the Matter Is Chapter 1

The
Whole Thing of the Matter Is

Note:
Yet another Simpsons fanfiction. A bit more edgy than the
Moe-related fics I have done in the past, but real life has trauma as
well as we all know. After seeing The Simpsons movie I laughed, I
cried, and I thought Moes undies were really adorable. And cuter
still, he wears little sock garters.

You
go Moe, show off those sexy legs. Yeah, I guess I am a little sweet
on Moe, but what can I say, I love his character. The premise is
Lynn believes she is pregnant even though she and Moe have been
careful in the bedroom. Apparently though, it is only a false
alarm, but it brings out the best of the Syzlak family as a whole.

Oh,
and while you were gone, I became the Emperor of Springfield.Moe
to Marge, The Simpsons Movie

No,
you didnt !, Barney in distance

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Simpsons Porn Story: The devils revenge Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: The devils revenge Chapter 1

THE
SIMPSONS: revenge of the devil

Chap1

9
years ago when Bart was 3, a devil invaded the Simpsons home.
First it knocked out Homer then Marge and then Lisa. But Bart used a
box and sang a song and the evil devil got trapped in the box.

But
now the devil has been free thanks to a baby called Maggie who has
freed him. He now seeks revenge on the Simpsons but on the way to
his secret dungeon he sees Nelson and Flanders in a shop and puts a
spell on them waka waka woo, said the devil.

Then
they obeyed the devil and said, we only obey the devil, we only
obey the devil and they broke threw all the shops like zombies.
Then they stole all of the valuables and killed anyone that was
necessary. Krusty the clown came in to one and the zombies ran away
and became normal people.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Untitled Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Untitled Chapter 1

It was baffling, really.
Heather was straight. She had a boyfriend – or did she? Justin had
been spending more time with Beth, but Heather thought it was just
strategy. And yet, the thought that it might be something real didn’t
bother her at all. In fact, it might even be a relief to have Justin
off her back.

But it hurt her to see
Lindsay fawning over the male model.

This was wrong. Her secret
relationship with Justin, her sudden lust for Lindsay… all of it.

Heather couldn’t stand it.
This game, her confusion, and the fact that she didn’t hate Lindsay
nearly as much as she thought she did.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unlikely Babysitters. Chapter II

Simpsons Porn Story: Unlikely Babysitters. Chapter II

But Milhouse still obliged his friend and Maggie followed, sucking on her pacifier as she descended the stairs on her own with uncanny dexterity for a baby. Once she reached the bottom, Maggie toddled after her brother and his friend, tripping on her own dress as she often did on flat even surfaces. She got to the couch just as Bart began setting up the scenario which would all but ensure Milhouse’s demise and began whimpering to the two boys. Groaning, Bart looked down to his baby sister and quickly smelled the problem.

“Hey, go change Maggie for me while I set this up.” Bart said nonchalantly. He welcomed Milhouse’s distraction, it would help him hide all the handicaps he would give his friend in the game, but Milhouse was shocked. He had never changed a diaper before, not to mention even have to deal with a baby so matter of factly. He usually caved to Bart’s demands, but at some point, a line had to be drawn.

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