Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 9

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 9

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The day after the party, I was experiencing a thesaurus of sentiments. This seemed to be a usual state for me now that I was in love. I sighed and swung back and forth on a swing during recess at school alone. No one seemed to notice my pensive mood, and why should they have? It wasnt really that my pensiveness was different. It was more the cause of it that had changed from matters of the world to matters of the heart.

Finally, someone approached me and sat on the swing next to me. Unfortunately, that someone happened to be my brother. Hey, Lis. Whats with the long face? I thought you and Mr. Smithers got on pretty well last night. He smiled mischievously. Aw, whats the matter? He didnt take you back to his apartment like you were hoping? Aw, Im sorry. Maybe on the second date, though. Dont worry. He seems like a traditional guy. Hes probably just waiting for the right time.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 2

As the bus arrived at the power plant, the only thing I anticipated was seeing my dad, although I was also nervous about this event because he always seemed to find a way to embarrass me. This time it was by the candy machine.

As we were ambling by, looking for our tour guide, I saw my dad with one hand in the candy machine, reaching without success to pull a Twix bar from one of the slots. I waved to him as our eyes met and stopped to give him a hug.

Lisa! What are you doing here? my dad asked cheerfully but confusedly.

I chuckled. Dad, dont you remember? My field trip is today.

Oh. Well, that explains why you kept saying you couldnt wait to see me at the plant today at breakfast, my dad replied.

I laughed. Do you need some help with the candy machine?

No, no, I got it.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 8

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 8

DISCLAIMER: The song I use in this chapter and a bit in Chapter 6 is “Something in the Air” by Lila McCann. I do not own this song.

So, then I say to the guy, Yasemwa watu wale ni wageni, Mr. Smithers recited.

I listened intently. What does that mean?

Say, they tell me those people are strangers! Mr. Smithers and I began laughing at his humorous anecdote as I caught a glimpse of Mr. Burns staring at us with covetous eyes. He had been staring at us like that the entire night, and I tried to ignore it.

Oh, Mr. Smithers, I cant believe you did that! I exclaimed.

Sometimes I cant either! he replied, impeding his chuckles. He sighed happily. Oh, Miss Simpson, Africas an interesting place. Ill tell you that.

I smiled and stared giddily at my nights companion. He was so worldly and refined and so darn smart. Id never met anyone like him. And just as I was about to ask for another interesting story, my mom approached our table and made her presence known with her trademark grunt.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Moe A Doh Doh Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Moe A Doh Doh Chapter 2

I have decided to continue…I own nothing I forgot to metion it in chap one so again I own Nothing!

” Green spray paint slowly oozed slowly down a cracked gray wall, As Bart Simpson put the finishing touches’ on his latest mark soon all would know his mark and fear the name when they spoke it.

” El Barto ” Read huge word’s beside a picture of bart as he steped back a few step’s to admire his work before chuckleing aloud and jumping back on his skateboard taking off into the distance. Not noticeing gil walking up to the wall slowly as he let out a scream.

” Awwww…no graffiti on my store wall, Oh man im going to be fired again I just know it! ” Gil sighed depressed as a woman passed him by giveing the graffiti a crude look.

” Awwww…please miss I will clean it up just buy something!!!…The wolf is at old gils’ door! ” Gil pleaded as the woman merely ingored him and vanished from sight.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Waiting Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Waiting Chapter 1

Disclaimer:
I do not own the D&D Cartoon. For fun, not profit.

Author’s Notes:
Written for the danddtoon community’s Ficathon on LiveJournal.
Prompt: Venger nothing at all New Moon
Set some time after the episode The Dungeon at the Heart of Dawn and with a slight reference to the unaired final episode Requiem.

Note of Thanks:
A special note of thanks to Mistress Scribbles for betaing.

–X–

Waiting

It had all gone wrong. Ever since their arrival it was always the same. They were only children, just six children, but somehow they were defeating him time and time again. They had freed his slaves, emptied his prisons and destroyed his fortresses. Then there was the way it affected him physically. Their last meeting had resulted in another trip to the void, a vast and empty nothingness, without substance, and where he barely existed, only there as pure consciousness with no tangible form.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Wailin Smithers Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Wailin Smithers Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.

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Wailin’ Smithers

Perfected porcelain faces gazed down upon me from my pristine oak shelves, their many eyes wide and painted with judgment. My dog, Hercules, stared at me more with alarm than judgment, but with disapproval nonetheless. Photographs I had hung up on my walls, pictures of my parents, my friends, my ex-wifetheir eyes too met mine with shame. But the two faces that did not gape at me with denunciation or panic or disgrace were the faces of myself and Mr. Burns, in an enormous framed picture that hung above my bed. These faces were blank, cold, and admitted no emotion for me, not even in my current state. The eyes of my best friend expelled no change in their vacuity whatsoever, and my eyes matched this indifference. Mr. Burns didnt care about me, and therefore, I didnt care about myself. In fact, I rather hated myself, which made my decision that much simpler.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Moes Tattoo Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Moes Tattoo Chapter 1

Moes
Tattoo

Note:
Inspired by The Rose Tattoo, but not as dramatic and
definitely more romantic. Francine and Maury are the only ones who
know of their fathers surprise anniversary gift to Lynn. She
receives the usual pampering, but then Moe exposes his true gift to
her, a red rose tattoo, symbolizing their everlasting love and
passion and her ravishing good looks.

Chapter
1A Little Rebellious

It
still amazed Moe how someone so classy, dignified and eloquent could
ever love him as dearly as Lynn Marie did. She had literally danced
into his life that one fateful day back in Pierre Dulanes Dance
Studio and it was as if time itself had stopped. Moe had never
envisioned love as being so magnificent, but he realized that he and
Lynn were very similar. Before she had decided on moving into
Springfield from the marine town of Lighthouse Harbour, she had felt
dissatisfied with her life. She often used art, literature, nature
and dance to escape feelings of loneliness, insignificance and
depression. If she hadnt had turned on the television to watch
the news on the night she wanted to overdose her way into the pearly
gates, she wouldve never had the chance to meet Moe and he
wouldve never begun living life to the fullest state.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 2

Bart had been in the hospital for three days, and they were awful.

The most dorkish of policemen asked him all these weird questions, and even the most painful one.

Where ya from, son? He asked.

Bart shifted in his bed, Springfield.

What state? Asked the man.

Look, who the hell cares! When am I going to get out of this rathole?

The policeman crossed his arms, Lookie here, Mr. Simpson. Around here we dont take kindly to people insulting us. Its just plain rude.

Bart sighed out loud.

The policeman went back to his flipbook.

Continuing on, shall we? Where ya headed to?

Bart shrugged, Anywhere.

The policeman laughed, Well, well; we have a vagabond here. Thats a first.

Bart grumbled something under his breath rhyming with bucking kick.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 1

HERKIES
ADVENTURE

A/n: In The Simpsons third season, Smithers alluded to a Yorkshire terrier he owned at the
time by the name of Hercules, showing Mr. Burns a photo to prove it. The dog was never mentioned or seen
again. So heres a little adventure story that gives him a more
meaty role. Hope you enjoy it.

Legal yadda yadda: I
own no right to The Simpsons or the characters therein. They
dont own me either. Im not making any money writing fanfic,
which should make everyone but me very happy.

Chapter 1

Waylon Smithers arrived
home after another exhausting day of almost literally bending over
backwards to try and please his unappreciative boss, Montgomery
Burns, the overseer of the local nuclear power plant. Poor Waylon
hardly had the energy to get his key in the doors lock, but as
soon as the sound of the key rasped in it, an excited barking issued
from within the apartment. As the door swung open, a small dog jumped
and yapped enthusiastically seeing his master return.

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Simpsons Porn Story: If every one cared Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: If every one cared Chapter 1

Hey bart who do you think are guardian is? I don’t care said bart as he kicked at the ground. bart i know your upset about mom and dad. Maggie’s upset to you know. i almost didn’t get any sleep last night. Maggie wouldn’t stop crying. who do you think are guardien is? I said i don’t care. well i do said lisa. i hope it’s not Patty and Zelma they smoke to much. i wish i new who are guardien is. me to said bart. I im children AAH IT’S SIDESHOW BOB ! what the hell are you doing here Bob. are you going to TRY to kill me again. no bart I’m not going to kill you. you were just a kid you didn’t want krusty to go to jail. prove it and what do you mean you are said lisa. about two years ago i wanted to kill bart. so i broke into your house. and changed your parents will. so if they died i would be your guardien. I’m sorry about your parents. Kids you should go home and pack were going to Italy tomorrow. I’m not going anywhere with you you stupid ass hole! Bart don’t use that language in front of my son!

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