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Barts is Skateboarding to school and on the telephone pole is a poster. Its a sign up sheet for the junior X games and its today! Bart races to the skate park and sees hundreds of kids in line he jumps in line to try and get a spot to try out. He gets to the front of the line and writes his name down. They tell him that he needs twenty bucks to enter. He looks in his pocket and all he has is 13 cents, a stick of gum and a yo-yo. Bart gives the registration people all of it and they say u cant sign up. Bart stomps off and is furious he chucks the thirteen cents on the ground and groundskeeper Willie sees the penny. It turns out that the penny is his great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand pappys pennies and is 1432 years old. Bart decides that he might be able to get a little money for it. Even enough money to enter the junior X games. He goes to museum and asks if he can trade his penny for some cash. The museum man tells him that this penny is worth about 1 million dollars!!!! Bart races to the Skate Park and signs up. Bart wonders if he could win the competition win his new found wealth. He gives them the $20 and they signed him up. With Barts new wealth he decides to hire Tony Hawk to teach him a few new tricks. Bart calls Tonys manger and asks if he can get a few pointers. Al, Tonys manager tells him it will cost him 1 million dollars. Bart only has 999 970 dollars how is Bart going to get 20 more dollars!! Bart asks Homer if he can have $20 and Homer tells him he will have to earn it. Oh the irony! Bart has just under a million dollars and he has to work for only 20 dollars. Bart rushes to Krusty burger to see if he can make some cash. He tells the manager that he needs a job to make $20. The manager tells Bart it will take 1 day to make the money and he wont receive his money until the end of the month. Bart stomps off very angry. In the drain by the Krusty burger there is a shiny 20 dollar greenback. YES he has enough money! Bart calls Al and tells him he has the million. Tony comes to Barts house in a limo. Tony teaches Bart 3 tricks; a 900, misty 540, barrel roll. Bart nails them all! Bart is garneted to win the competition! In the competition Bart does a 900, his signature misty 540, and a barrel roll! The crowd cheers Bart, Bart, Bart Bart wins the junior X games!!!!