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A Typical Morning for Marge

Homer was
fast asleep when Marge awoke as usual and he was snoring loudly. She
dressed, left the room and headed for the kitchen. On arrival she
opened the fridge to discover that, once again, Homer had invaded it
during the night and eaten all the Doughnuts. She sighed, removed the
now empty packet and took out some bacon and rolls for breakfast. She
began buttering them when the phone rang. It was Principal Skinner.

Hello
Mrs Simpson. Its Seymour again.
Oh no what has Bart done
this time?

He has
covered the side of Mrs Krabappels car with the words I love
Seymour in permanent marker pen.
Oh Im sorry Seymour.
Ill have a word with him and tell him to behave himself more in
the future. Im sure washing all the teachers cars would be a good
enough punishment wouldnt it?

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