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Simpsons Porn Story: Wailin Smithers Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Wailin Smithers Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.

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Wailin’ Smithers

Perfected porcelain faces gazed down upon me from my pristine oak shelves, their many eyes wide and painted with judgment. My dog, Hercules, stared at me more with alarm than judgment, but with disapproval nonetheless. Photographs I had hung up on my walls, pictures of my parents, my friends, my ex-wifetheir eyes too met mine with shame. But the two faces that did not gape at me with denunciation or panic or disgrace were the faces of myself and Mr. Burns, in an enormous framed picture that hung above my bed. These faces were blank, cold, and admitted no emotion for me, not even in my current state. The eyes of my best friend expelled no change in their vacuity whatsoever, and my eyes matched this indifference. Mr. Burns didnt care about me, and therefore, I didnt care about myself. In fact, I rather hated myself, which made my decision that much simpler.

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Simpsons Porno Story: Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter One

Simpsons Porno Story: Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter One

Stories
of Milhouse and (Hopefully) Lisa

Warning:
There will be a severe case of OOCness and canon flaws in this fic.
It was all due to the authors lack of knowledge regarding all 400
episodes of The Simpsons. The author was really sorry.

The
Dictionary Didnt Wear Tennis Shoes

Bart
Simpson had nothing to do. Even the best prankster can only do so
much jokes, pranks, and wedgies in one day. So he wandered around the
neighborhood, occasionally laugh at his neighbors zany antics.

He
found Milhouse Van Houten, one of his best (as in easily used)
friend was focusing on a really thick dictionary. The dictionary was
titled, Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary Deluxe for 999th
Reading Level.

What
are you doing with that dictionary, Milhouse?

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 1

Bart Simpson: Outcast

By Quick-n-Popular

Chapter One: The eyes of defeat

Walking down a boulevard, on her way to work, Ashley Darrlow paused as she saw a figure lying down on the street.

Her first instinct was to call 911, but curiosity overcame her and she decided to look at the spectacle.

Walking over, her work high heels clicking with each step she took, she made her way up eight feet toward the body, which revealed it to be a boy her age.

His hair spiky, his clothes muddy and disheveled; he looked like either a bum or a complete mess.

Ashley, satisfied that she had full-filled what her curiosity had for her, called 911.

When the ambulance arrived, they couldnt find any identification on the boy and asked Ashley if she wouldnt mind riding with them to the hospital, since the only available Police Officer to take a statement was there.

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Simpsons Porn Story: lisa and ned

Simpsons Porn Story: lisa and ned

since ned flanders wife died lisa has been helping him because she feels guilty  as homer was responsible for her death ,anyway this afternoon as lisa goes over to help ned asks her to go upstairs with him she says ok he lrts her get in front and pats her on the bum letting his hand stay there a bit to long lisa nervosly giggles saying thats naughty ned she has been calling him ned for a few months now only when there alone .now thet are in the bedroom ned opens the top draw of the bed side chest of draws and says these have to go can you help me sure lisa replys then she looks its maudes sexy undies collection ned says she only put them on for me lisa says wow ned replys you would look good in them to lisa blushs saying iam to young .no your not replys ned as he puts his hands back on lisa firm young buttocks and gently fondles her lisa goes tence as ned slides his hands around to the front and strokes her little pubic mound saying its been so long lisa can feel his hard prick pressing up against her bum cheeks ned moves her over to the bed pushing her red dress down to the floor taking her panties down at the same time he knows he should go slow but he is so worked up he just lays her down and fingers her only enough to get her wet the mounts her and pumps hard and fast till he cums little lisa thinks the poor man needed me so much as she feels his cum spurt inside her tight little pussy .

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bart’s Adventures part 7

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart’s Adventures part 7

Part 7

It was summer… Bart had ‘earned’ his passing grade, with the help
of his father- he found it odd he passed every year, but still always
stayed in the same class. But that was just a quick thought: his mind

now was focused on Kamp Crusty. 6 weeks of fun, the great outdoors,
and most importantly- his idol, Krusty, would be there and make this
the best summer ever. He was packing his things:
toothpaste/toothbrush, suntan lotion, shorts, a shirt, his krusty
doll (which he was intent on getting autographed) and a few bucks. He
went to his sisters room, and saw she was packing her things: bathing
suit, panties, shorts, basically the same stuff as him. He asked if
she was ready, and she replied: “Yes.” Then, he called Millhouse, and
he was ready- also. They got in the car, picked up Millhouse, and
eagerly awaited Kamp Krusty.

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Simpsons Porn Story: bart and marge

Simpsons Porn Story: bart and marge

For a long time Bart had secretly lusted for his mother. Sneaking
around and watching her as she bathed, changed, or lied naked on her
bed. He loved her large breasts and tight pink pussy and yearned to be
inside of her.

As the years passed, the sexual strain on Bart began to wear on him
and
came to believe that he and Marge were destined for one another. This
belief made him more and brazen and he walked in on her when she was
about to enter the tub.

Marge was shocked that Bart in the bathroom with her naked and she
shouted, “Get out!!!”

After a long bath, Marge started to dress herself. She remembered her
encounter with Bart in the bathroom and was perplexed.

Marge thought to herself, “why was Bart in the bathroom when I was
bathing and was he wearing only his underwear?”

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Simpsons Porn Story: The Simpsons

Simpsons Porn Story: The Simpsons

This story is not mine just thought it was good

Don’t read if under 18 or illegal in your little corner of the world, like
you’ll listen. This should appear only on Pal’s archive site, through Pal’s
yahoo group, on Pal’s Forum… well, it basically should be wherever Pal’s
stuff is. Also in the “Wacky Ned” Simpson’s zip collections spread randomly
throughout the Internet.

This story contains mast, f/f, oral, incest, and toys. If you don’t swing
that way, stop reading. This is a PARODY, PARODY, PARODY; I don’t own any of
the characters, just “borrowing” them for the sake of the story. I AM USING
WITHOUT PERMISSION OF 20th CENTURY FOX. So don’t sue me. Please, I only have
a computer and one of those toy dogs that bounce their heads up and down, it
isn’t worth it.

Part 1 “Best of what’s around”

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May be Quagmire is from another vid but Marge Simpson enjoys the way he’s plumbing her!

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Hentai Picture: May be Quagmire is from another vid but Marge Simpson enjoys the way he’s plumbing her!
Sight at how heavy-chested Simpsons plays got bushy in seams, water, love spuds and are trapped in any way of hircine dalliances… Another sexy starlet from Simpsons has some great rack to expose to us and she cannot possibly miss any man or boy! Do not surf by Watch a hot slut Marge Simpson rocking on a hard toon stem with her sexy mouth occupied and playing with a meaty dick!

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Simpsons Porn Story: Marge the teacher

Simpsons Porn Story: Marge the teacher

MARGE THE TEACHER

by The FrinkMan

Marge
Simpson walked toward Bart’s bedroom with more than a little hesitation.Though her son’s room typically resembled
something between a “junkyard” and a “disaster area”, she
was determined to clean his bedroom at least two or three times a year.

But
as soon as she opened the door, she knew her work was cut out for her.Bart’s bedroom had reached a new level of
messiness: “thermonuclear wasteland”.A motley collection of toys, comic books, clothes, candy
wrappers, and unidentifiable refuse was strewn on the floor and every level
surface of the room.

“Mmmmmmm,”
Marge groaned.

It
took nearly two hours before the room attained a measure of cleanliness.Marge knew it wouldn’t last even a few days,
but she was still satisfied with her work, as only a full-time housewife can
be.

She
was just leaving the room when she noticed a wad of toilet paper under the
bed.She kneeled down to get it, and
was surprised to see piles of toilet paper underneath.As she started to collect them, she saw
several magazines, which she casually pulled out.

She
was shocked to see they were Playdudes!They were quite old copies, but somehow seemed familiar.Then she remembered they once belonged to
Homer.She recalled telling her husband
to throw them out several months earlier, but Bart had apparently retrieved
them from the trash.

Finally
piecing together all the clues, Marge figured it all out.Bart was masturbating!This explained why she noticed Bart spending
more time in his bedroom lately.The
wadded up toilet paper was obviously used to clean himself up.And the Playdudes were used as a
sexual stimulus!

Marge
replaced the magazines and left the toilet paper wads under the bed.Her first thought was to forget what she had
found, because she thought Bart would be embarrassed if she revealed knowledge
of his activities.But Marge kept
thinking about the situation for the rest of the day.Should she tell Homer?Yes, she would.As the boy’s
father, Homer would be the natural person to have a discussion with Bart.It was obviously time for the proverbial
“Birds and the Bees” talk, and Homer was just the man for the job.

“WHAT
AM I THINKING?!” Marge suddenly realized.Homer was probably the LAST man for the job — any job!Horrific images of Homer trying to explain
sex to Bart formed in her mind.She had
had nightmares of Bart becoming a sleazy male stripper before, but with Homer’s
sexual advice it could be even worse than that!

No,
she would have to find someone else to talk to Bart.Hmmm, but who?What about
Grandpa Simpson?No — he’d probably
lapse into an old story about taking the ferry to Shelbyville while wearing an
onion on his hip.Maybe Principal
Skinner?No — an unmarried middle-aged
momma’s boy probably wasn’t the best choice for this kind of thing.Reverend Lovejoy?No — the Reverend was a good Christian, but there was an awful
lot of bad blood between him and Bart.Maybe Apu?How about
Barney?Or Otto?no, No, NOO!!!

Wait
— Dr. Hibbert!Why didn’t she think of
him before?Marge picked up the phone
and dialed the number to his office.But her plans were dashed when the answering machine told her the doctor
was on a two-week vacation.She felt
this was too long to wait, and once again she started thinking about who could
teach Bart about sex.

Then
it finally struck Marge; the best man for the job was a woman — HERSELF!She would explain the facts of life in
loving terms that would best educate and benefit Bart.Yes!Why didn’t she think of this first?

Marge
began to put her plan into action.She
arranged for Homer to take Lisa and Maggie to the zoo on Saturday, which would
give her several hours alone with Bart.As her husband and daughters left the house, Marge carefully laid out
cookies and milk in the living room.There — everything was finally set.

She
called for Bart, who was in his bedroom, and he came downstairs.He looked a little flustered, and Marge
couldn’t help but wonder if she had interrupted one of his masturbation
sessions.

“Come
sit down, Bart, I have something to discuss with you.”Bart looked very guilty, but he had learned
not to confess to anything until there was absolute proof against him.He sat down and waited for his Mom to say something.

But
Marge just sat there.She realized she
hadn’t given any thought at all on how to explain sex to Bart!”Um, have some cookies, Bart.”
Marge said quickly.As Bart began to
eat, Marge desperately thought of some way to begin.

“Bart,
I want to talk to you about your masturbating…”As soon as these words came from Marge’s
mouth, she knew she had made a dreadful mistake.Bart’s mouth was frozen open and the cookie in his hand dropped
to the floor.

“Oh,
Bart, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to start out that way–“

“Mom…how
did you…know?” Bart stammered, red-faced with humiliation.

Marge
told him about finding the magazines under his bed.”I hope you won’t be embarrassed by this, Bart.What you are doing is a very natural part of
becoming a young man.”

“It
is?” said Bart, with relief in his voice.

“Yes.Most young boys begin to experiment with
their sexuality at your age.And
there’s nothing wrong with self-love.It prepares you for the feelings you’ll experience when you get older. And…” Marge paused, but decided to go
ahead.”…I’m sure you enjoy the
experience of having an orgasm.”

“A
what?” asked Bart.

“An
orgasm is that special tingly feeling you get when you finish
masturbating.”

“Oh,
I see.I didn’t know what it was called.”

“If
there’s anything you want to ask me, go right ahead,” said Marge.

“Well,
OK, I do have some questions.”

“Yes,
Bart, ask me anything you want,” prompted Marge

“Well,
it might be easier to show you.”To Marge’s shocked amazement, Bart stood up and pulled down his shorts
and underwear.His small yellow cock
sprang to erection.

Bart
didn’t seem to notice the look on his mother’s face.”My pee-pee always gets big when I rub it.But sometimes it gets big like this for no
reason at all.Why is that?”

Marge
cleared her throat and tried not to stare too hard at her son’s nakedness.”First of all, Bart, your pee-pee is
more properly called a penis.And it’s
normal for a young boy’s penis to get erect — that means big — at various
times, even when you’re not masturbating.”

“I
see,” said Bart.”And when I
have an ‘orgasm,’ I squirt out some white stuff.What’s that for?

“It’s
called semen, Bart, and it contains your sperm.When a man’s sperm joins with an egg from a woman, it makes a
baby inside her tummy.”Marge
replied.

“Is
that all semen is for?”

“Well…”
Marge hesitated, but then had a sudden impulse to be honest with Bart.”Some women actually enjoy the taste of
semen.So they swallow the man’s sperm
if he ejaculates in her mouth or on her face.”

“Do
you like the taste of semen, Mom?”

Marge
could tell she was blushing, but she couldn’t help but be honest with Bart, not
to mention a little excited to be talking so frankly about her own
sexuality.”Um, yes Bart, I’m
actually quite fond of it.I almost
always swallow your father’s sperm.It
tastes very good, and it helps to prevent pregnancy.”

“I
see.”Bart said.”Mom — would you like to taste my
semen?”

Marge
knew her face was bright red at this point.An incredible thrill ran through her body as she looked at her son
standing there with his small, but hard, erection.But, she couldn’t say yes — could she?

Suddenly,
a tiny figure of Marge dressed in a devil costume appeared on her left
shoulder.”Yes!Go on, Margie, suck your son’s cock!You know you want to!”Then another small figure of Marge, dressed
as an angel, appeared on her right shoulder.”Margorie Bouvier Simpson — NO!How can you even think about doing that!It’s a sin and completely wrong!”

But
Marge barely heard the little angel as she stared at Bart’s erect penis.”I’ll do it!” thought Marge.The devil smiled wickedly and disappeared in
an explosion of smoke.The angel could
only gasp in shock and vanished in a puff of clouds.

Marge
got down on her knees in front of her son.”I’d love to taste your semen, Bart.”As Marge’s mouth opened to receive her son’s
penis, a wave of intense pleasure ran through her body as she fully realized
what she was doing — performing oral sex on her son!

Meanwhile,
Bart’s body was also quivering.”Aye Caramba, Mom, that feels so good!”He almost fell over as he knees weakened,
but Marge was able to guide him to a sitting position on the couch.Marge discovered she could fit Bart’s entire
dick in her mouth, and even lick his tiny hairless balls while deep-throating
him.

After
less than a minute of her expert fellatio, Marge sensed Bart was about to cum
and put all her energies into finishing him off.Bart then cried out, “Uh, uh, it’s happening, Mom!It’s happeninnnnnnggg!”

Then
it happened!Bart began to squirt his
boy-semen into his mother’s mouth.Marge was careful not to lose a single drop of his fluid, nor did she
swallow it immediately because she wanted to savor the flavor of her son’s
sperm.As Bart’s ejaculations subsided,
Marge rolled his jizz around her mouth, enjoying the sweet but salty
flavor.Bart looked on with amazement
as his mother smiled at him, then closed her eyes and swallowed.

Marge
looked again at her son and said, “Oh Bart!That was delicious!You
taste so good!”

Bart
replied, “I’m glad you liked it, Mom!Do you think…we might do that again sometime?”

Marge
thought only briefly about how utterly wrong it was for her to have sexual
relations with her son.But the
lingering taste of Bart’s sperm, along with the incredible wetness of her own
pussy, cast any doubts aside.

“Oh,
my special little guy!We’re going to
have so much fun together…”

THE END

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